some quotes… told you i was bored.
by Travis on Mar.13, 2007, under General
“Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary“Â
“My arrogance is what makes me supreme!!“Â
“Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!”
“Plagiarism: If you steal from one person, it’s plagiarism; If you steal from many, It’s research.”
“Ambition is just a poor excuse for not having the good sense to be lazy…”
“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.”
“The early bird may get the worm… but the second mouse get’s the cheese.”Â
“I’ve never let my school interfere with my education.” -Mark Twain
What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.
Do you know why people like watching Horror movies?
Because who doesn’t like to see perfect people get hacked to bits?
“If the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.”
“Who cares if man was created first? I often make a rough draft to edit out the errors before I print my final…”
“Note to self: remember no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.”
“Those are the choices in life: You can be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain’t no happiness nowhere.” – Chris Rock
“Roses are red, Violets are blue. I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.” -Â Oscar Levant
“What’s the point of happiness, it doesn’t buy you money.”
“Have you ever wondered if a scratch and sniff sticker works under water? Well… It doesnt…”
“Smile in the morning, it makes people wonder what you did last night…”
“It’s easier to sit beside you and say nothing than have a conversation with nothing to say.”
“Whoever said only sunshine can bring happiness has never danced in the rain…”
