the 401-K(eg) plan…
by Travis on Oct.03, 2006, under General
Kate posted this up on her myspace bulletins, it made me laugh, so I figured I’d share. Â
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Just think…
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth a whole $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
With Lucent, you would have $3.50 left of the original $1000.00
But…Â Â
If you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND you would have a $214.00 profit.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It’s called the 401-K(eg) Plan.
