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	<title>travis&#039; brain dump &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Common sense&#8230; or the lack thereof.</title>
		<link>http://travis.sarbin.net/2011/12/07/common-sense-or-the-lack-thereof/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 22:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Travis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160;So walking in this morning from the bus station to my office, I see a couple workers on the 16th St mall area standing by a running truck, one on the phone, one smoking a cigarette&#8230; both keep looking under the truck and discussing. I walk by and glance over to see what they&#8217;re looking [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;<div class="meta"></div><p>So walking in this morning from the bus station to my office, I see a couple workers on the 16th St mall area standing by a running truck, one on the phone, one smoking a cigarette&#8230; both keep looking under the truck and discussing. I walk by and glance over to see what they&#8217;re looking at and notice what appears to be gas dripping from the tank under the rear of the vehicle. Again, I notice one of them is smoking&#8230; I hurried myself along. </p>
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		<title>pay yo bills b!</title>
		<link>http://travis.sarbin.net/2011/08/11/pay-yo-bills-b/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 23:27:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Travis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160;If you have an aversion to colorful language, you may want to skip this one&#8230; however, this guy hits the nail on the head. Left Brain, this one is for you. Credit given where credit is due, this is from my mom, straight to you.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;<div class="meta"></div><p>If you have an aversion to colorful language, you may want to skip this one&#8230; however, this guy hits the nail on the head.</p>
<p>Left Brain, this one is for you.</p>
<span style="text-align:center; display: block;"><a href="http://travis.sarbin.net/2011/08/11/pay-yo-bills-b/"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/tRmZ9zH-mYM/2.jpg" alt="" /></a></span>
<p>Credit given where credit is due, this is from my mom, straight to you.</p>
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		<title>Epic Mau5 err.. Meal Time</title>
		<link>http://travis.sarbin.net/2011/05/31/epicmau5time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 14:09:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Travis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160;Ok, so I love Epic Meal Time&#8230; They come up with some of the craziest stuff and it&#8217;s so overwhelmingly disgusting sometimes but you just can&#8217;t look away&#8230; Here&#8217;s a good sample: If you&#8217;re feelin it&#8230; go check em out at either: http://epicmealtime.com/  or http://www.youtube.com/epicmealtime]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;<div class="meta"></div><p>Ok, so I love Epic Meal Time&#8230; They come up with some of the craziest stuff and it&#8217;s so overwhelmingly disgusting sometimes but you just can&#8217;t look away&#8230;</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a good sample:</p>
<span style="text-align:center; display: block;"><a href="http://travis.sarbin.net/2011/05/31/epicmau5time/"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/CKJgcEgvx4U/2.jpg" alt="" /></a></span>
<p>If you&#8217;re feelin it&#8230; go check em out at either:</p>
<p><a href="http://epicmealtime.com/">http://epicmealtime.com/</a> <br />
or<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/epicmealtime">http://www.youtube.com/epicmealtime</a></p>
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		<title>Epic Fail Sony&#8230; EPIC FAIL.</title>
		<link>http://travis.sarbin.net/2011/04/26/epic-fail-sony-epic-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2011 02:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Travis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160;All I can do is shake my head&#8230; really? I&#8217;m soooooo glad I don&#8217;t use PSN. What a bummer for those &#8220;70 million subscribers&#8221;&#8230;. (CNN) &#8212; A hacker has obtained the personal information of PlayStation Network account holders and subscribers of the Qriocity streaming service, Sony said in a message to customers Tuesday. Sony&#8217;s investigations [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;<div class="meta"></div><p>All I can do is shake my head&#8230; really? I&#8217;m soooooo glad I don&#8217;t use PSN. What a bummer for those &#8220;70 million subscribers&#8221;&#8230;.</p>
<p><em><strong>(CNN)</strong> &#8212; A hacker has obtained the personal information of PlayStation Network account holders and subscribers of the Qriocity streaming service, Sony said in a message to customers Tuesday.</em></p>
<p><em>Sony&#8217;s investigations over the past week determined that an &#8220;unauthorized person&#8221; had obtained users&#8217; names, home addresses, e-mail addresses, birth dates and passwords, <a href="http://blog.us.playstation.com/2011/04/26/update-on-playstation-network-and-qriocity/" target="new">according to a statement</a> being sent to all account holders.</em></p>
<p><em>The attack also has crippled Sony&#8217;s PlayStation Network, which has some 70 million subscribers and has been down since April 20. The network lets customers download video games from the Web and play against each other online.</em></p>
<p><em>&#8220;While there is no evidence at this time that credit card data was taken, we cannot rule out the possibility,&#8221; said Sony Computer Entertainment and Sony Network Entertainment, which manage the two services, in a joint statement.</em></p>
<p><em>The hacker could have taken credit card numbers, card expiration dates, billing addresses, answers to security questions and purchase history, but not credit-card security codes, they said.</em></p>
<p><em>Sony is encouraging customers &#8220;to protect against possible identity theft or other financial loss&#8221; by reviewing credit-card statements. The company also suggested that some customers may want to place a &#8220;fraud alert&#8221; with credit bureaus.</em></p>
<p><em>Sony did not say how many accounts had been compromised. A spokeswoman declined to comment Tuesday.</em></p>
<p><em>Some subscribers reacted angrily to the news.</em></p>
<p><em>&#8220;You waited a WEEK to tell us our (personal) information was compromised?&#8221; one PlayStation user wrote on a Sony blog. &#8220;That should have been said last Thursday&#8221; &#8212; the day when Sony first acknowledged the issue.</em></p>
<p><em>The intrusions occurred between April 17 and 19, according to the statement. On April 20, Sony switched off the PlayStation and Qriocity online services, which have remained in the dark.</em></p>
<p><em>Users and paid subscribers were also <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/gaming.gadgets/04/25/psn.outage/index.html">mostly in the dark</a> until Tuesday about the reason for the lengthy outage or about when services would be reinstated.</em></p>
<p><em>Sony initially said its PS network would be be back online within one to two days.</em></p>
<p><em>On Tuesday, PlayStation spokesman Patrick Seybold wrote in a statement that it could take another week before they &#8220;expect to restore some services.&#8221;</em></p>
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		<title>Andy&#8217;s voicemail&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://travis.sarbin.net/2011/02/12/andys-voicemail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2011 19:43:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Travis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160;LOL, so Andy calls me while he&#8217;s out driving and leaves me this voicemail: &#8220;So over at like I-70 and Wadsworth, there&#8217;s a  guy, you know, protesting war blah blah blah whatever&#8230; His sign actually says, and I quote &#8216; Half the government is run by Klingons, the other half byFerengi.&#8217; I&#8217;m not even joking&#8230; Bye.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;<div class="meta"></div><p>LOL, so Andy calls me while he&#8217;s out driving and leaves me this voicemail:</p>
<p>&#8220;So over at like I-70 and Wadsworth, there&#8217;s a  guy, you know, protesting war blah blah blah whatever&#8230; His sign actually says, and I quote &#8216; Half the government is run by Klingons, the other half byFerengi.&#8217; I&#8217;m not even joking&#8230; Bye.&#8221;</p>
<p>I couldn&#8217;t help but laugh. I love it it when Andy calls me with these random happenings he sees while out and about. He always finds the funny ones. The sad thing is, this guy&#8217;s sign kinda makes sense if you let you geek show a little and think about the implications of what he says. Great stuff Andy&#8230; keep it comin!</p>
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		<title>LOL @ XKCD &#8211; i couldn&#8217;t have said it better myself&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://travis.sarbin.net/2011/01/12/lol-xkcd-i-couldnt-have-said-it-better-myself/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2011 14:56:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Travis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160; Anyone who knows me, knows I can&#8217;t stand Ke$ha&#8217;s music (particularly the song he&#8217;s making fun of) because it&#8217;s completely stupid. This post just made my morning&#8230; Hard link to the comic is as follows: http://xkcd.com/846/]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;<div class="meta"></div><p><img class="alignnone" title="WAKE up in the MORning and my BREATH ain't PREtty / and noBODY'S gonna KISS me if my MOUTH smells SHItty / so I ALways brush my TEETH before I START on the JACK / sure, my DRINKing's out of HAND, but I'm conTROLLing my PLAQUE." src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dental_nerve.png" alt="Dental Nerve" width="602" height="290" /></p>
<p>Anyone who knows me, knows I can&#8217;t stand Ke$ha&#8217;s music (particularly the song he&#8217;s making fun of) because it&#8217;s completely stupid. This post just made my morning&#8230;</p>
<p>Hard link to the comic is as follows: <a href="http://xkcd.com/846/">http://xkcd.com/846/</a></p>
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		<title>DNA discovery, xkcd style. Lulz</title>
		<link>http://travis.sarbin.net/2010/12/03/dna-discovery-xkcd-style-lulz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 2010 16:08:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Travis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160;http://xkcd.com/829/]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;<div class="meta"></div><p><a href="http://xkcd.com/829/">http://xkcd.com/829/</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/arsenic_based_life.png" alt="According to a new paper published in the journal Science, reporters are unable to thrive in an arsenic-rich environment." width="589" height="194" /></p>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve noticed a funny trend&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://travis.sarbin.net/2010/06/05/ive-noticed-a-funny-trend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jun 2010 02:07:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Travis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160;You ever have one of those moments when you just have to giggle to yourself over something kinda funny?  You know, like one of those moments when you&#8217;re looking over communications logs on your servers and notice someone from dhs.gov has become a regular visitor to your blog? LOL (dhs.gov is department of homeland security for those that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;<div class="meta"></div><p>You ever have one of those moments when you just have to giggle to yourself over something kinda funny?  You know, like one of those moments when you&#8217;re looking over communications logs on your servers and notice someone from dhs.gov has become a regular visitor to your blog? LOL (dhs.gov is department of homeland security for those that don&#8217;t quite understand&#8230; if you need further details, feel free to visit their site)</p>
<p>Seriously&#8230; it&#8217;s one of those things that just makes your raise your eyebrow and think to yourself  &#8216;does someone think I&#8217;m a threat or are they just some individual who finds my technical posts helpful or my rants entertaining?&#8217; With the regular visits monthly why don&#8217;t they just sign up and get subscribed to my posts so they can get full copies when I post up?</p>
<p>It certainly wouldn&#8217;t offend nor scare me to have a dhs member as a subscriber. lol</p>
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<p>The first visit was on May 5th, then a month later almost to the day a visit with more content viewed. I must be getting more interesting or something. <img src='http://travis.sarbin.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>*shrug*</p>
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		<title>Computer games&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://travis.sarbin.net/2010/02/01/computer-games/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:05:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Travis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160;One of my all time favorite quotes: &#8220;Computer games don&#8217;t affect kids, I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we&#8217;d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.&#8221; &#8211; Marcus Brigstocke Lol]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;<div class="meta"></div><p>One of my all time favorite quotes:</p>
<p>&#8220;<em>Computer games don&#8217;t affect kids, I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we&#8217;d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.</em>&#8221; &#8211; Marcus Brigstocke</p>
<p>Lol</p>
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		<title>&#8230; the mice will play (till they&#8217;re dead)</title>
		<link>http://travis.sarbin.net/2010/01/06/the-mice-will-play-till-theyre-dead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 03:08:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Travis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160;Shortly before we left for GA there was a mouse we had busted digging into some things in the garage. This little isolated incident turned into a huge mess in our absence adding to the phrase &#8220;while the cat&#8217;s away, the mice will play&#8221;. Seriously, it was like an army had moved into our garage while [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;<div class="meta"></div><p>Shortly before we left for GA there was a mouse we had busted digging into some things in the garage. This little isolated incident turned into a huge mess in our absence adding to the phrase &#8220;while the cat&#8217;s away, the mice will play&#8221;. Seriously, it was like an army had moved into our garage while our house sat quiet for that week and a half.</p>
<p>My solution?</p>
<p>&lt;evil streak&gt;</p>
<p>&#8230; the most painful looking, horrific feeling device I could find for a mouse trap. It&#8217;s got teeth and all. PETA eat your f`n heart out!! So, I&#8217;m not completely without a heart though&#8230; I did buy one of those ultrasonic devices to ward off the little buggers. But in the mean time it&#8217;s open season on those rodents! So far the score is 1-9. Only one trap has been robbed of the bait but I do believe that crafty mouse bit the big one when he hit the next trap for some more peanut butter. We even got a two for one special with one&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://travis.sarbin.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/2010-01-03-15.06.59.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-583" title="2010-01-03 15.06.59" src="http://travis.sarbin.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/2010-01-03-15.06.59-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="350" height="261" /></a></p>
<p>So until they stop coming in, I&#8217;ll get excited every time I hear a &#8220;snap&#8221; or walk out to find another one bit the dust. &gt;=D</p>
<p>&lt;/evil streak&gt;</p>
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